TMI, Santa

I love the holidays...the lights, the decorations...

but you know, I tell ya I never have had the desire to decorate with a naked Santa in the bath. 

Never.

Have you?

This is a side of Santa we don't need to see!

Who thought this would sell??

Hot Stuff

As seen in real life at JoAnn's Fabrics:

I kid you not. Right there with all the clearance Christmas fabrics. It was so craptastic!

Some questions arise:

• Who designed this? I've never had the thought "You know what would be nice for Christmas crafting? Some half naked men printed on cotton."

• Who was the purchaser for JoAnn's? Again, why would you have this in a "family" store? Do we need covers for fabric like they block Cosmo covers at the checkout? Who sexualizes Christmas?

• Who would buy this and what would you make with it? I probably don't want to know. Me and my puritanical ways don't need a Playgirl tree skirt. Men wouldn't want anything with half naked men on it and what would a woman make with this?

No wonder it didn't sell! Hello, I could have told you that, JoAnn's.

Ahh, nostalgia...

Let's take a stroll through the Vermont Country Store catalog, shall we?

There shouldn't be anything scary, just good old fashioned fun.

Wait, what? Who on earth would want a continuously chirping ornament???

Moving on...

Hey look, they sell chocolate ladybugs. Aw, how cute. Wait what's that?

 AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!



Yes, that's really what you think you're seeing- a marzipan little guy with a gold coin up his bum.

Once again:

AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Oh My...

Just in time for Halloween...

                              

                             ...a skeleton having an obgyn exam. Or giving birth. Take your pick.

Either way, it's not very modest!

What happened to its shoulders and hip bones??