Forbidden

I went with my cousin to a bridal show in 2005 when she was getting married...I kept this photog's brochure because it was SO bad!

• Strike One: Um, hello? You need new pics, we're in the future now! Styles have changed since 1991.
• Strike Two: What is up with that slogan? Forbidden passion? You're a wedding photographer!
• Strike Three: OH MY GOSH what is up with that picture?!?!? Why would you want to be photographed as though you were on the pot with your floating disembodied ghost of a husband?!?!?

Why did this person think this flyer would HELP them get business??

Sisters....Sisters....

I always sit entwined with my sister's bare legs in the back of the limo while eating snacks, don't you? I think most siblings are like, "DON'T TOUCH ME!" when it comes to backseats.

And the hump in the floor looks odd too- I realize that cars have them but here it just looks like they tried to hide a body under the carpet. In this case I'd say it's ok to Photoshop that away!

Affirmative Action

There's so many Disney princesses of color, why does only one make it onto the book? And why is she at the BOTTOM of the cover? What is this book trying to say?

Nailed It

Is it just me or does it look like someone is a mass murderer with a pile of fingers that they like to gussy up? EW!