How We Roll

Yeah puppies are cute and all, but isn't it a bit manipulating? We're supposed to buy a product just because it has a cute puppy on it? And with the whole "Roll Over" on the package, wouldn't this make more sense if it were made for dogs?? What the heck do puppies have to do with tp?

And the poor puppy doesn't look like he's rolling over, poor thing looks like a turtle stuck on his back!

Suave?

Not really sure why bodywash ads have to show so much skin...

...but look closely- what appears to be her stomach/hip is actually her leg! Most people aren't that flexible in real life...it looks like she's holding some cadaver leg!

At least the model didn't have to pose with wet slimey fruit on her...it's totally Photoshopped on.

Kate?

Yeah I don't think right now is the right time to have a spokesperson that looks an awful lot like Kate Gosselin....just sayin'.

RIP

As seen in the hallways of school:

I realize that this isn't a professional logo, but does the creator realize that their logo looks like an old-timey coffin? I can't pass by it without thinking of this guy from the Haunted mansion:

Boo!

I don't like showing images like this...

...but this ad just irritated me so. Women have worked for how long to gain respect in this world, and they want us to sacrifice some? I don't think so!

Sub-par

Spotted locally in Corry, PA:

Note the part of the sign that says "SubFare"...it is highly confusing to me. Do they make subs? Pizzas? Who knows.

Their name makes whatever it is they're selling sound inferior!

Dazzling

It was bound to happen sometime:

There are many things going on in my mind right now, but here are the main things:

1)An advertiser ACTUALLY did such a corny thing. If you look closely, you can see that the wedding takes place in Forks and everything!

2) They think this will get them customers...meanwhile this would make me *not* want to use them!

3) What kind of woman picks out a wedding vendor because they featured Twilight in their ad? Someone that I don't want anywhere near me, that's who.

4) It's nice to see that Edward and Bella had some nice invites. Do they sparkle? LOL

Sun Ur Buns

This is one of the worst logos I have ever seen! So gross! I see their location in Erie quite often. Who on earth thought this was a good idea? Ew Ew Ew!

Ew

Do not ever ever ever make the leap to compare scooping kitty litter with scooping food! Those are two subjects that need to stay far, far, away!

Vogue

Apparently Sister Missionary gear is in! I knew it had to happen one day! We're taking over, peeps!

If all the World's a Stage...

...then I need better lighting:

That's some miraculous concealor- it changes your lighting to be more flattering wherever you go! And is it just me or does she look more feminine/human in the "Before" picture?

Do I Dazzle You?

It's probably hard to tell in these photos, but in person the "twinkles" on the dress are terribly distracting. Are you a sparkling vampire? You could probably get away with one or two if you were a Disney princess, but it's so fake/cheesy looking to have so many. It ruins an otherwise classy ad.

Your bling is radioactive! I need sunglasses!

The Wonderful World of Color

So I saw this page in a magazine...no biggie:

But which one of these things is not like the other?

Are you seriously telling me that the only ad on this page not in color....is FROM THE COLOR PEOPLE???