Padded Room

I don't have TV channels, so I don't even know if this is still on...

But isn't it amazing how people can be writing on a dimpled, squishy surface and still have text that is perfectly flat and readable? 

Photoshop Sherlock Holmes to the rescue!

Hmm...

Don't get me wrong, I love Cougartown...

...so lets enjoy an ad:

Willing to bet that none of them actually posed for this pic in a group...or near a pool.

And where the heck is Grayson's right arm??

Contortionist

Can you see it?

I said, can you see it?

That's right, that's not her left leg!

My mom and I both tried to recreate this pose and 1) it wasn't comfortable in the least and 2) if you are able to bend this way, you would show more shoulder/boobage through the water.

It's not physically possible to do this how it's pictured...and wouldn't you drown?

Actually it looks like she's shaving someone else's leg. Hmmm.

Oh, and I always shave outdoors in Hawaii versus my rust stained bathtub, don't you?

Suave?

Not really sure why bodywash ads have to show so much skin...

...but look closely- what appears to be her stomach/hip is actually her leg! Most people aren't that flexible in real life...it looks like she's holding some cadaver leg!

At least the model didn't have to pose with wet slimey fruit on her...it's totally Photoshopped on.

Do I Dazzle You?

It's probably hard to tell in these photos, but in person the "twinkles" on the dress are terribly distracting. Are you a sparkling vampire? You could probably get away with one or two if you were a Disney princess, but it's so fake/cheesy looking to have so many. It ruins an otherwise classy ad.

Your bling is radioactive! I need sunglasses!