Hot Stuff

As seen in real life at JoAnn's Fabrics:

I kid you not. Right there with all the clearance Christmas fabrics. It was so craptastic!

Some questions arise:

• Who designed this? I've never had the thought "You know what would be nice for Christmas crafting? Some half naked men printed on cotton."

• Who was the purchaser for JoAnn's? Again, why would you have this in a "family" store? Do we need covers for fabric like they block Cosmo covers at the checkout? Who sexualizes Christmas?

• Who would buy this and what would you make with it? I probably don't want to know. Me and my puritanical ways don't need a Playgirl tree skirt. Men wouldn't want anything with half naked men on it and what would a woman make with this?

No wonder it didn't sell! Hello, I could have told you that, JoAnn's.

No Bones About It

De-fleshed hands? Ew.

Good grief that's a creepy ad.

And I'm pretty sure that Bones in her heels would be taller than Booth in his socks.

And do the math with her left arm- that's one long arm. Gotta love Photoshop.

This ad makes me think of the scene in The Mummy where the man sticks his hand in the statue and it gets eaten to the bone! Blech!

Note to advertisers: De-fleshed people do not make me want to view your show! I'm trying not to gag.

Really?

First came the ads on top of the pump.

Then came the ads on top of the handle.

Ads are stinkin' everywhere these days:

Really?

I can't pump gas without an ad zip tied on the hose?

Is anyone even going to read it?

No.

It's just another crap idea that just gets in the way when you're trying to pump gas.

Hmm...

Don't get me wrong, I love Cougartown...

...so lets enjoy an ad:

Willing to bet that none of them actually posed for this pic in a group...or near a pool.

And where the heck is Grayson's right arm??